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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS


be-blackstar:

thenobleflesh:

listoflifehacks:

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LEARN SISTERS AND BROTHERS. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

they said “bra wearer” 

respect, lifehacks. 


parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS


barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES


superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins


theshinymew:

That was unexpected

theshinymew:

That was unexpected


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